Ms. Kitty Fantastico

The Witch Killer

Miss-Kitty-Fantastico

1. Chapter One All characters from the Buffyverse are Property of Joss Whedon. “The Wonderful Wizard of Oz is property of L. Frank Baum. Everything else belongs to me.   “He is coming.” The munchkin said. The little man was all of four feet tall. The outfit he wore was ridiculous. He wore bright maroon overalls and a black and red checkerboard shirt and Pipi Longstocking red and white striped socks that came all the way up to his ankles. He had the face of a forty year old man but his outfit gave him the appearance of someone who never escaped childhood. He had found his way to the mystical land of Sunnydale. Bitter experience had taught him how much damage the witch killer could do. “He is coming.” The munchkin said to Ms. Kitty Fantastico. He held the kitty tenderly in his hands. He tried to keep his blood off of her. The munchkin was dying. He had barely escaped from Oz. He had only managed to reach the inter-dimensional portal after crashing through the security gri Read more text

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Things Change

Miss-Kitty-Fantastico

All characters from the Buffyverse are Property of Joss Whedon. Everything else belongs to me.   Ms. Kitty Fantastico was happy. Her milk was warm and her litter box was clean. She was the Queen of all she surveyed and the master of her domain. Her days in the land of the Sunnydale always started with a vigorous attack on the impudent ball of yarn which refused to surrender to her constant attacks. Their battles, which could stretch on for hours, were legendary. This morning, the Evil Yarn Of Death(TM) had wrapped itself around her with its Felt Tendrils of Death(TM). This was a classic attack pattern by the soft and fuzzy monster. She was not to be fooled. A quick twist of her body and her was free of their murderous grasp. Once again Ms Kitty Fantastico was victorious and all was well with the world. Having defeated the Evil Yarn Of Death(TM), she turned her attention towards her humans who were busy making her breakfast. Cats had long ago domesticated People, teaching them how Read more text

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